Trippy maxxx workshop..

Game – survivors.
Scenario – World at the brink of nuclear devastation. A group of great thinkers meet to decide what must be done to save civilization. They decide to send two people from different backgrounds into space, to survive there for 5 years and come back to rebuild civilization as we know it. Each of the six participating parties elect a representative to put forth their arguments.

Trippy stuff that occurred in the Shell workshop .
Godly as politician – we have a very high EQ to IQ ratio. What the heck is he driveling? Is he trying to tell us that he has a very low IQ??
Nuclear scientist (kasai) – Countering an argument that this set knows only about high end equipments, gets irritated with the Dhobis and retorts ‘Dhobis are talking to me about technology??’
‘You guys are responsible for this mess. You made the bombs. You’re so stupid’
‘We used a lot of intelligence in making the bombs. We were stupid to give it to the politicians.’
Vinay as liquor baron – Liquor connects the world. It appeals to all sets of people. It was the only industry that developed simultaneously all over the world and I can connect to all sets of people through it. Liquor will help save the world !! WTF??
Wake up guys – You are goddammed barons, why not base your arguments on experience in business and capitalistic tendencies !!
Cavity as pirates and smugglers( Why in god’s name did we choose him to represent us ? )- left the audience wondering - is this guy really a pirate or a smuggler? Must be the dumbest profession around. Ask him a question and he’ll be like I am great, I am a good leader, I can rule the world.
Tell him ‘you’re a chuthiya’ and reply will be – ‘So what? I am great, I am a good leader, I can rule the world. Next question, please. ‘
‘How will you make people trust you?’
‘They can’t trust me’ (Where reply should have been- I will point a bloody gun at their face and tell them ‘ follow me or you’re dead!’ Fear is the key to the rise of the new civilization. At least initially. Then godammed democracy can take over) I am great, I am a good leader, I can rule the world. Next question, please. ‘
The highlight of his speech – ‘We are pirates, we do not follow any law. We make our own laws and follow it.’ What’s your point, mate?
Some arbitrary person as Dhobi – ‘We are poor, everyone will be poor after the disaster. So we can connect and live in harmony with them.’ Oh is that so? That’s why we are spending billions in sending you into space is it? So that you can come back and live with the poor in harmony? Boy, that’s real genius, mate. We thought we asked you to assume you were Dhobhis – meaning still hold on to your brains that you have as IITans !
Swathi as bar dancer – ‘Do not think of me as a bar dancer, think of me as a normal person.’ Then why the heck are you here? What makes you different from the rest of the world?
‘Bar dancers are intelligent, progressive people who just happen to dance in bars’
Well, that’s nice. So you dance in bars because you are intelligent eh? Do you even know what intelligent means?
‘Bar dancers are essential in bringing culture into the lives of people.’ WTF – the first culture that should originate in the new world should be that of bar dancing? God save that world !!
Trippy question to Swathi from the pirates– ‘You don’t expect us to believe all that you said, do you?’
An angry retort, ‘Do you think the rest believed what you guys said?’
‘That’s my point. No one did.’ (:P)

Crux of it all :
Liquor barons were more like politicians – they spoke a lot but hardly made one significant point.
Politicians spoke like politicians when they were off-stage.
Pirate representative was bulbing so much on stage that his own team-mates started tripping on him.
Dhobis do not want to develop the civilization.
Nuclear scientists don’t give a f*** about you.
Bar dancers – well they are not bar dancers it seems, just normal people.